yhteeeb:

Cuando te toca, te toca…

buena-maldita:

lil-chingona:

yungmamita:

lostequileros:

tacos-horchata-yabish:

the mexican struggles

My dad omfg so annoying

caldo de pollo for when you’re sick during a 105*F day

Bitch i laughed so ugly

Hoy a 122 grados pero afuera 🏡

(Source: chalinostyle)

doinganythingtojustfeelbetter:

La duración media de un abrazo entre dos personas es de 3 segundos, pero los investigadores han descubierto algo fantástico. Cuando un abrazo dura 20 segundos, se produce un efecto terapéutico sobre el cuerpo y la mente. La razón es que un abrazo sincero produce una hormona llamada “oxitocina”, también conocida como la hormona del amor. Esta sustancia tiene muchos beneficios en nuestra salud física y mental, nos ayuda, entre otras cosas, para relajarse, para sentirse seguro y calmar nuestros temores y la ansiedad. Este maravilloso tranquilizante se ofrece de forma gratuita cada vez que tenemos a una persona en nuestros brazos, que acunamos a un niño, que acariciamos un perro o un gato, que estamos bailando con nuestra pareja, cuanto más nos acercamos a alguien o simplemente sostenemos los hombros de un amigo.

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: leethepace)

TOP PLACES TO FIGHT

animesghost:

1. DENNY’S PARKING LOT

2. UNDER A BRIDGE

3. DOLLAR TREE

4. MOM’S GARAGE

5. IN A U-HAUL GOING 100 MPH 

gold-kushkloudz:

stop being one sided

mugen-sasori:

solarselection:

ricflairsniece:

babiegyrle:

niadidas:

BLACK PEOPLE HUMOR. I LOVE US. WE NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME.

Lololol

How is this black people humor?

Because there’s a black person in there, the use of the word bae, instagram, u in place of you, and an emoji

This some real shit

(Source: 1overjordan24)

felicite:

100%

praxis89:

Orange in his Hand

I see two men sweat
at the exit
of the freeway.

One is brown and burnt
from the sun rays
the other is white
with an American Flag
stitched across his trucker hat.

They both wear dirty clothes.
They both burn
to hold
a little green.

One sells oranges, walking up
and down the street.
One holds a sign that reads,
“I’m hungry, help me eat.”
I feel for both of them,
but I only admire one.

The one who hands
oranges in bags to tired faces,
who chases cars
for his change,
who counts pennies
as profit
to keep his apartment.

The one whose wife wakes
before sunrise to walk
through Los Angeles streets
yelling “tamales, tamales”
with a 4 year old daughter
at her side.

The mother who crossed over
4 years earlier so her daughter
wouldn’t have to sell tamales
with a baby at her side.

The father tells his son
never to beg,
but to work hard for the bread.
So the son sells Cheetos
at his high school
and gets called beaner
for not owning
named brand clothes.
A son who must bring dollars
before good grades
because rent is two weeks late.
A son who will one day hold
a gun to the head
of a liquor store clerk,
only to remember
his father’s words.

Mijo, work hard for the bread.

Rent is two weeks late
so the family
breaks tax laws to make jobs
and they lifts roses to the sky
hoping someone passing by
is falling in love again,
so the family
takes elotes
to the neighborhood projects
hoping the ninos are hungry.

The news says this family is here
to take my job,
my seat in school,
my country,
but the only thing they’re taking
is the risk
of being handcuffed,
broken and deported
in the name of family
in the name of love
in the name of trying
everything to stay above
the current
and that is why
I can’t help

But to admire the man
with an orange in his hand,
a fireball of hunger in his palm.

gold-kushkloudz:

stop being one sided

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